Luckily Starbucks Sells Coffee. The Wi-Fi Will Put You To Sleep

Green logo used from 1987-2010, still being us...
Green logo used from 1987-2010, still being used as a secondary logo. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Life is about stealing moments to get actual work done while touting the kids to and fro. Check email while cheering at the soccer game. Pay a bill while your son does snap front kicks at Tae Kwon Do. It’s all a day in the life of a parent.

So you finally get to set down your booty down at a table and work on the computer…. the joy! And free wi-fi at Starbucks? Yes, please!

But here’s the secret…. everyone else is on the wi-fi system, sucking up every last drop of byte carried through the air, leaving you with a computer than runs as fast as the original Macintosh computer.

Watch the kaleidoscope wheel turn and turn and turn. But no progress is made. It’s rather hypnotic, putting you into a trance. Perhaps that’s the point. Starbucks is going to lull us into a sleepy purple haze that will only be cured by a double hit of espresso. Oh, you are a devious one, Starbucks. Devious indeed.

And sometimes I just prefer to make my own Starbucks Recipes at home!

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