Funny Mom Confessions

Moms are sharing their confessions on Mommy Evolution. With Mother’s Day just around the corner, I thought it was time to share some of these funny mom confessions with you.

Be sure to tell me which ones are your favorites and then add your own to my moms confession page. It’s completely anonymous. So go ahead and confess!

 Mom Confession #145: I don’t like kids I don’t know.

Mom Confession: I don’t like kids I don’t know.

 Mom Confession #114: I love seeing someone else’s kid having a meltdown in public because it’s not my kid.

Mom Confession: I love seeing someone else’s kid having a meltown in public because it’s not my kid.

someecards.com - Mom Confession #107: Marlene Dietrich said it best. “I vhant to be alone.” (Dont’ tell the homeschooled kid.)

Mom Confession #107: Marlene Dietrich said it best. “I vhant to be alone.” (Dont’ tell the homeschooled kid.)

 

someecards.com - Mom Confession #133: I tell my kids not to swear. And then I turn around and curse some gadget in the house.

Mom Confession: I tell my kids not to swear. And then I turn around and curse some gadget in the house.

 someecards.com - Mom Confession #186: While on the bathroom floor feeding my teenage son ice chips to stave off dehydration from the stomach flu, I let him know that this is what it feels like when you drink too much.

Mom Confession: While on the bathroom floor feeding my teenage son ice chips to stave off dehydration from the stomach flu, I let him know that this is what it feels like when you drink too much.

someecards.com - Mom Confession #178: After my kids get home from staying the night with my in-laws, I lie and tell them I watched movies. But I actually went to a casino.

Mom Confession: After my kids get home from staying the night with my in-laws, I lie and tell them I watched movie. But I actually went to a casino.

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16 Comments

  1. Love it! Hmm, how about this one: I tell my kids they can’t have a cookie because it’s 8 am, then when they’re not looking I scarf down three or four.

  2. 114 is true for me too! I love it! I am glad it’s not my kid but sometimes I do feel sorry for the Mom whose kid is throwing the tantrum because it really isn’t any fun.

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